[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
At the movies my friend whispered to me that the iron man 3 villain looked like Ringo Starr and when Robert Disney Jr calls him Ringo she looked like he just validated her entire existence.
I just heard a trader Joe’s commercial that started off describing mans endeavour to create utensils out if food and the described their new spoon shaped corn chips. They then proceeded to list all of the things you could eat with their spoon chips.